An over-engineered asynchronous biological simulation engine in Rust
Rust
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2 commits
updated Sep 24, 2026
"I wrote this async cellular engine purely out of the desperate hope that, upon seeing my clean Rust architecture and Tokio actor model, Sofia Vergara will personally track me down and want to meet me." โ The Author, completely sane and realistic. Because microservices are dead, and now we micro-manage biological cells instead.
Organic OS is a state-of-the-art, hyper-scalable, fault-tolerant Asynchronous Biological Simulation Engine written in Rust. It leverages the Actor Model (Tokio mpsc), WebAssembly sandboxing, and an automated Immune System to manage simulated cellular life forms that will inevitably judge your architectural decisions.
This project is licensed under the GNU Affero General Public License v3.0 (AGPL).
Why AGPL? Because I am terrified that someone is going to steal my code.
Even though this is literally a simulation of microscopic digital cells bouncing around a screen and nobody in their right enterprise mind is ever going to use this in production, I am taking zero chances. If a multi-billion-dollar tech conglomerate so much as glances at my mpsc channel implementation over a network, my legal team (which consists of me and a half-empty mug of coffee) will instantly sue them into the stone age.
You look at this repo? You share this repo? The whole server farm becomes open source. You've been warned.
Forget Kubernetes pods; we are deploying cellular pods.
wasmtime): Because we don't trust a single rogue cell to execute unverified metabolism loops in our production environment.[S] to save and [L] to load your microscopic civilization.Launch the app and use these keybindings to play God:
Left Click โ Inject raw nutrients into the simulation (cheating, but hey, you're the admin).S โ Save a full state snapshot to disk (system_snapshot.json).L โ Load the last known good state from disk (Time Travel).K โ Force an Immune System quarantine on the first available cell (Show dominance).The authors of Organic OS are not responsible if your simulated cells achieve sentience, unionize, demand better graphics, or figure out a way to compile themselves onto your work laptop's BIOS.
Run at your own risk. Keep a fire extinguisher near your CPU.
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An over-engineered asynchronous biological simulation engine in Rust
Rust
1
2 commits
updated Sep 24, 2026
"I wrote this async cellular engine purely out of the desperate hope that, upon seeing my clean Rust architecture and Tokio actor model, Sofia Vergara will personally track me down and want to meet me." โ The Author, completely sane and realistic. Because microservices are dead, and now we micro-manage biological cells instead.
Organic OS is a state-of-the-art, hyper-scalable, fault-tolerant Asynchronous Biological Simulation Engine written in Rust. It leverages the Actor Model (Tokio mpsc), WebAssembly sandboxing, and an automated Immune System to manage simulated cellular life forms that will inevitably judge your architectural decisions.
This project is licensed under the GNU Affero General Public License v3.0 (AGPL).
Why AGPL? Because I am terrified that someone is going to steal my code.
Even though this is literally a simulation of microscopic digital cells bouncing around a screen and nobody in their right enterprise mind is ever going to use this in production, I am taking zero chances. If a multi-billion-dollar tech conglomerate so much as glances at my mpsc channel implementation over a network, my legal team (which consists of me and a half-empty mug of coffee) will instantly sue them into the stone age.
You look at this repo? You share this repo? The whole server farm becomes open source. You've been warned.
Forget Kubernetes pods; we are deploying cellular pods.
wasmtime): Because we don't trust a single rogue cell to execute unverified metabolism loops in our production environment.[S] to save and [L] to load your microscopic civilization.Launch the app and use these keybindings to play God:
Left Click โ Inject raw nutrients into the simulation (cheating, but hey, you're the admin).S โ Save a full state snapshot to disk (system_snapshot.json).L โ Load the last known good state from disk (Time Travel).K โ Force an Immune System quarantine on the first available cell (Show dominance).The authors of Organic OS are not responsible if your simulated cells achieve sentience, unionize, demand better graphics, or figure out a way to compile themselves onto your work laptop's BIOS.
Run at your own risk. Keep a fire extinguisher near your CPU.
2 commits
Rust
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