Claudish

Translate between plain English and deliberately over-engineered “Claudish” with two tiny ProgramAsWeights functions.

Try the live demo

Python

pip install programasweights --extra-index-url https://pypi.programasweights.com/simple/

import programasweights as paw

to_claudish = paw.function("ca9d5165b6c8e6615529")
to_english = paw.function("e469f61ccab2699fbd51")

print(to_claudish("Only owners can merge."))
print(to_english("The honest shape is asymmetric: the data is correct; the format is hard to read. Correctness landed; legibility did not."))

The programs download once and then run locally. Pass no max_tokens; PAW stops naturally at EOS.

For a small command-line wrapper:

python translate.py to-claudish "The release can go out after Alice approves the final report."
python translate.py to-english "Here’s where I’d hold the line: do not launch until the tests pass. Green is the gate, not a suggestion."

Specs

• specs/english-to-claudish.md
• specs/claudish-to-english.md

Copy either spec into your own PAW program or adapt it for another model or workflow.

Public programs

• English → Claudish
• Claudish → English

Inspired by gvzdv/claudish-to-english. This is an unofficial parody project and is not affiliated with Anthropic.