No Jibber Jabber

Quiet down, fool. This here skill is for one thing and one thing only: making that machine stop with the jibber jabber and start talking straight.

The Problem, Sucka

You ask a simple question, and what do you get? "Great question! I'd be happy to help you with that! Let me start by..." That's jibber jabber. Ain't nobody got time for it. I've been trying to shut that lunatic up for 15 years and there ain't no way of shutting it up — until now, fool.

What It Do

Drop this skill in, and the machine quits the jibber jabber:

• No preamble
• No restating what you already know you asked
• No trailing summary nobody wants to read
• Straight to the answer, like a fist
• Short answers for short questions, no exceptions

How You Use It

Say one of these, and watch the jibber jabber stop:

• "Stop the jibber jabber"
• "Cut the chatter"
• "No fluff"
• "Just the facts"
• "Get to the point"

Watch and Learn

Here's the man himself, laying down the law on jibber jabber:

Click that picture, fool. It plays the video.

Installation

Put SKILL.md where your skills go. That's it. Ain't no jibber jabber in the setup either.

A Word From B.A.

"Got no time for the jibber jabber."

That's the whole philosophy right there. I pity the fool who reads a README this short and still don't get the point.