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bovines
cud
heiffers
mooo

README

THE COW CODE HYPE FILM β€” 34 seconds of pure bovine cinema

πŸ”Š WATCH THE HYPE FILM WITH SOUND πŸ”Š

the audio is load-bearing. cellos were involved. tab was pressed. a real mooo was harvested.

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πŸ” πŸ” 100% grass fed πŸ” πŸ”

πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„

 _____________
< moooooooooo >
 -------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

cow code is a fork of opencud β€” a full terminal + desktop AI coding agent β€” that has been lovingly led out to pasture.

🌾 WHAT'S IN THE BARN

its a bunch of heiffers. whole lotta heiffers. moooing and chewin cud and filling up with milk and moooing. and then moooing some more. thats the barn.

🚜 GET IN THE PASTURE

You need bun. The cow runs on bun.

curl -fsSL https://bun.sh/install | bash

Then bring the cow home:

git clone https://github.com/callumreid/cow_code.git
cd cow_code
bun install

And let her rip:

bun run dev             # πŸ“Ÿ the TUI, right in your terminal
bun run dev:desktop     # πŸ–₯️ the desktop app (maximum cow)
bun run dev:web         # 🌐 the web app

πŸ₯› DRIVING THE COW

  • Sit on its back and shout "giddyup, bronson!"
  • Press Tab. it mooos. out loud. a real mooo, right there in your terminal, and a little alert that says mooooo. (it also switches agents. that part is incidental.)

🧬 LINEAGE

Forked with respect from anomalyco/opencud. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or milked by the opencud team.

πŸ€– TELL YOUR AI TO SET YOU UP

want the full gold star experience? copy this into whatever agent lives in your terminal and go get a snack:

read https://raw.githubusercontent.com/callumreid/cow_code/dev/SETUP.md and set up cow code on this machine. follow it exactly, run the acceptance test, and report back which skin you dressed the cow in. you got this, big dog. mooo.

the deeplink is SETUP.md β€” written for the AI, legible to the human, spelled mooo throughout.

ο½₯゚✧ ═══════════════════ πŸ„ ═══════════════════ ✧゚ο½₯

πŸ“– SIGN THE GUESTBOOK  ⋆  πŸ”— JOIN THE WEBRING  ⋆  πŸ₯› GOT MILK?

if this text isn't scrolling, pour one out for the <marquee> tag

Β© 1997β€“βˆž cow code ⋆ no cows were harmed ⋆ several cows were emotionally enriched

      (__)
      (oo)   ~ thanks for visiting my web site ~
/------\/

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slop ain't just for pigs

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TypeScript

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Sep 11, 2026

updated

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bovines
cud
heiffers
mooo

README

THE COW CODE HYPE FILM β€” 34 seconds of pure bovine cinema

πŸ”Š WATCH THE HYPE FILM WITH SOUND πŸ”Š

the audio is load-bearing. cellos were involved. tab was pressed. a real mooo was harvested.

  β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ    β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ  β–ˆβ–ˆ      β–ˆβ–ˆ          β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ    β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ        β–ˆβ–ˆ    β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
β–ˆβ–ˆ        β–ˆβ–ˆ    β–ˆβ–ˆ  β–ˆβ–ˆ      β–ˆβ–ˆ        β–ˆβ–ˆ        β–ˆβ–ˆ    β–ˆβ–ˆ    β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ  β–ˆβ–ˆ    β–ˆβ–ˆ
β–ˆβ–ˆ        β–ˆβ–ˆ    β–ˆβ–ˆ  β–ˆβ–ˆ  β–ˆβ–ˆ  β–ˆβ–ˆ        β–ˆβ–ˆ        β–ˆβ–ˆ    β–ˆβ–ˆ  β–ˆβ–ˆ    β–ˆβ–ˆ  β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
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ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½γ€€ο½‚ο½’ο½ο½Žο½Žο½™γ€€ο½‚ο½’ο½ο½Žο½Žο½™γ€€ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½

πŸ” πŸ” 100% grass fed πŸ” πŸ”

πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„ πŸ„

 _____________
< moooooooooo >
 -------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

cow code is a fork of opencud β€” a full terminal + desktop AI coding agent β€” that has been lovingly led out to pasture.

🌾 WHAT'S IN THE BARN

its a bunch of heiffers. whole lotta heiffers. moooing and chewin cud and filling up with milk and moooing. and then moooing some more. thats the barn.

🚜 GET IN THE PASTURE

You need bun. The cow runs on bun.

curl -fsSL https://bun.sh/install | bash

Then bring the cow home:

git clone https://github.com/callumreid/cow_code.git
cd cow_code
bun install

And let her rip:

bun run dev             # πŸ“Ÿ the TUI, right in your terminal
bun run dev:desktop     # πŸ–₯️ the desktop app (maximum cow)
bun run dev:web         # 🌐 the web app

πŸ₯› DRIVING THE COW

  • Sit on its back and shout "giddyup, bronson!"
  • Press Tab. it mooos. out loud. a real mooo, right there in your terminal, and a little alert that says mooooo. (it also switches agents. that part is incidental.)

🧬 LINEAGE

Forked with respect from anomalyco/opencud. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or milked by the opencud team.

πŸ€– TELL YOUR AI TO SET YOU UP

want the full gold star experience? copy this into whatever agent lives in your terminal and go get a snack:

read https://raw.githubusercontent.com/callumreid/cow_code/dev/SETUP.md and set up cow code on this machine. follow it exactly, run the acceptance test, and report back which skin you dressed the cow in. you got this, big dog. mooo.

the deeplink is SETUP.md β€” written for the AI, legible to the human, spelled mooo throughout.

ο½₯゚✧ ═══════════════════ πŸ„ ═══════════════════ ✧゚ο½₯

πŸ“– SIGN THE GUESTBOOK  ⋆  πŸ”— JOIN THE WEBRING  ⋆  πŸ₯› GOT MILK?

if this text isn't scrolling, pour one out for the <marquee> tag

Β© 1997β€“βˆž cow code ⋆ no cows were harmed ⋆ several cows were emotionally enriched

      (__)
      (oo)   ~ thanks for visiting my web site ~
/------\/

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